- Cody and Sandow make their entrance and both cut a promo on the way down. They are upset about being in a match that they were unprepared for. The Usos make their full entrance.
The Usos vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sandow locks up with Uso. It's funny because Josh didn't know what to call him either. One of the brothers had started to gain some weight and it was easier to tell them apart for a while. It doesn't make it any better that their tattoos keep evolving. Sandow gets the best of Uso as he tries to rally back. He does so with some breakdancing moves and starts an "Uso" call and response with crowd.
OK so Jey is the one with the small tattoo on his chest and he is in the ring. Jey armdrags Sandow and Sandow escapes to the floor but Jimmy sends him back in. Sandow runs and tags Cody. Jimmy tags in and puts his hair across his lip to mock Cody's mustache. Jimmy tosses Cody to the floor and Sandow consoles him as we go to break.
Back to action in the ring as Jey hits an armdrag on Cody. Cody fakes an ankle injury and Sandow tosses Jey out of the ring from the apron, behind the ref's back. Sandow tags in and punishes Jey. Sandow drops the Elbow of Disdain and does a cartwheel. Jey avoids a big knee from Sandow and makes the tag to Jimmy who flies in with a crossbody to Cody, who is now also the legal man. Jimmy speeds things up and even takes Sandow off the mat but we do not see what he did, just Sandow lying on the floor.
Jimmy presumably hits the running Stinkface to Cody in the corner and gets 2. Jimmy comes off the top with a splash but comes up empty. Cody uses the opportunity to tag Sandow who comes in all cocky but Jimmy rolls him up in a small package for the win.
Winners by pin: The Usos
Sandow sells the loss as his face is frozen, with his eyes bulging, and his mouth hangs open in utter disbelief. The Usos celebrate on the ramp as Josh signs off. What happened to the narrator?
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