Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, October 12th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN
Results by 411 Mania

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler

-Chris Jericho opens the show in the back, and says in two weeks explaining the pay per view concept. He says as part of being the unified World Tag Team Champions he is allowed to be on both shows. He is a proud Smackdown member, and will be the captain of their team in the 7 on 7 tag team main event. I guess it's not just the winners then? Nancy O'Dell interrupts him to tell him that we don't start Raw with him, but rather with DX.

-Triple H comes out with no Shawn for a promo. HHH has the time keeper come in the ring to stand in for Shawn Michaels and run circles around Trips before handing him the mic. Funny bit. HHH goes through the "Are you ready" bit, and says Shawn isn't here. He says DX was going to announce they were captaining Team Raw, but Shawn couldn't make it tonight. He says he could go ahead and set it up on his own, but instead he's going to call Shawn and badger him on live TV. Shockingly the phone is hooked up to arena speaker, and hilariously Shawn's voice mail picks up with him singing a version of his "Sexy Boy" theme. HHH asks Shawn where he is, and he says his daughter is sick and he had to stay home with her. Shawn says he got most of the vomit out of his hair, and HHH called at the right time. He says he just put the little girl to sleep, and read her a story. That lets HHH plug the new DX book. HHH lets Shawn go, and wants to move on to Bragging Rights but instead is interrupted by Jerishow. HHH asks Show to hold up the book and smile into the camera, but he instead smacks the book away. Jericho says Bragging Rights is in two weeks, and he will be the captain of Team Smackdown. Jericho runs down all of Smackdown's accomplishments, and HHH calls it a good show with a spineless general manager who does whatever Vince says. He says it has a grumpy little troll that runs his mouth all the time, and it features great wrestling like the kind we see with Great Khali. He does say its nowhere on the level of Raw though. Jericho says Smackdown has the superior team because, and even though Show is on Raw he wants him to be on his team. HHH calls out Show for letting Jericho boss him around, and throws out some thinly veiled homosexual innuendo like only HHH can. Show says he and Jericho are equals, and really he kind of carries the team. That leads to Jerishow having a little lovers quarrel where Show calls out Jericho for getting pinned last week, and Jericho calls Show the laughing stock of Sportscenter for getting punked by Shaq. Show says Shaq is at least 7 feet tall, and says he didn't get punked out by Bob Barker. Jericho says he turned around Show's career, and he's no longer a laughing stock remembered for being knocked out by Mayweather. Show then says he changed his mind and wants to be on Raw, which HHH says is exciting but unfortunately they're full. HHH says he can do him a favor though, as the guest hosts have let him book a match to let Show earn his spot. Show is all for that, and HHH says to be on Team Raw all he'll have to do is beat Chris Jericho. And that match is next.