Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 14th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario Canada
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Hot off the heels of last night's Breaking Point Pay Per View Raw heads up North to Toronto where former 7 Time Women's Champion Trish Stratus handles the guest hosting duties. John Cena finally regained the spinner belt after nearly two years away from it last night, so we'll certainly hear that "The Champ is Here." Batista is also back for a special announcement, and DX will certainly be looking to respond after their shocking loss to Legacy last night. So it's off to Bizarro Land we go.

-Live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry "The King" Lawler

-Batista opens the show while still wearing his arm brace. Before he makes the announcement he wants to say thank you to the fans. He says it's been a rough year with the injuries, and this isn't how he wanted to come back, but he's come back to say good bye. He wants to say thank you for letting him have the time of his life in the ring. He says there have been rumors about his retirement, but…I HEAR VOICES…out comes Orton to the surprise of absolutely no one. Orton says he's not very happy about losing the WWE Title last night, but what cheers him up is knowing that Dave is retiring. He asks if this is how it ends? The big bad animal going out with a whimper. He says whatever big goodbye speech he has he can save, because nobody cares. Orton asks why he waited so long, and tells him to admit that he's not retiring because of his health but because of Orton. He says that it was him who put him on the shelf, and tells him to hang his head and cry like he was going to before he came out. Batista laughs, and Orton asks what is so funny. Batista says the funny things are that Orton is very predictable, and the other is that he knows something that Orton doesn't. Batista rips his arm brace, and clotheslines Orton over the top to the floor. Batista says he's not here to announce his retirement, but to announce that he's going to Smackdown. Before he goes though he got Trish Stratus to give him one more match on Raw, and it's a no holds barred match with Orton tonight. Maybe Zack Grienke should try that some day. Just call a retirement press conference, and announce he's now on the Yankees. Surely it would work right?