Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, August 17th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Mo.
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from the Scottrade Center in Baseball Heaven, USA (St. Louis, MO)

-Freddie Prinze, Jr. is out to start the program to a large round of indifference. Freddie says just like us he's a life long WWE fan. He goes through all of the WWE stuff he had as a kid including a Coliseum Home Video plug, and says tonight is not about him but about you the fans. He says since he's in charge we're going to start Summerslam tonight. He says both the Diva Championship and United States Championship will be on the line. He is interrupted by some guy from some movie he was in or something. I've never seen any of this guy's movies so I have no clue. It appears to be "I Know What You Did Last Summer" It turns out to Santino who wants to be in Freddie's next movie. He says he doesn't need to be in a horror movie, but can instead be in a romantic comedy. Santino changes into baggy clothes, and puts a wig on. He takes the sweatshirt off and has a sleeveless shirt, and says he's "A sexy hot guy now." This is a lot funnier than I can put into print. Santino asks if he's going to be in "24" and asks if he needs a partner. He changes into a cop garb, and goes out and interrogates Lillian. He tells him to call Kiefer, and his wife the werewolf killer. Freddie tells him to go rehearse for the next two hours, and he'll call everyone for him. Santino runs to the back, and Freddie says at least it wasn't a Scooby Doo joke. He says he has one more match for us, and it's the main event. Freddie gets interrupted by the hometown boy Randy Orton who gets a HUGE pop. Orton says tonight he's teaming up with John Cena, but says he doesn't like and he won't do it. He says seeing as Summerslam is only six days away he doesn't feel like competing at all tonight. Prinze says he can understand not wanting to team with Cena, but this is St. Louis. Orton's hometown. He asks if he wants to disappoint these people. Orton says he's not here to please the people, and says he has nothing in common with them. He says it all about him. He's the WWE Champion, and informs Freddie he won't ask him again. Orton orders Freddie to take him out of the match. Prinze tells him that he knows he respects him, but does he look like Seth Green or Jeremy Piven. He says Orton will wrestle tonight, and he will team up with John Cena. Orton grabs Prinze in a headlock, and delivers his inverted backbreaker. So much for tonight's guest host. Orton leaves as trainers and referee's attend to tonight's host.