Winners: Miz and Morrison

Miz has no clue how he got that pin.

Cole and Lawler talk going green, ‘cause it's green week. They talk about John Cena and we get another video package. I know people are saying these packages are over-the-top and cheesy, but without Cena there to hype the match, they really are necessary. In the back, Chris Jericho looks on. He's with Stephanie McMahon. He says Cena is a bad influence and when he returns it'll cause more havoc than she can imagine. It's in Raw's best interest for Jericho to retain the title. Interesting.

CM Punk is with Todd Grisham. We see how Punk "lost" his title at Unforgiven. Punk says he's been frustrated, and he doesn't even know why he got kicked in the head. Maybe Orton just wanted to make a statement, but he ruined his miracle year. Everything he's had in his career he's worked hard for. Tonight, he gets pay back.

Kane asks JBL if he has any advice. JBL says they can go exist, because they're compatible. Kane says JBL's hobby is financial analysis, whereas Kane enjoys electrocuted people's groins with car batteries. Kane threatens a mutiny.

Cryme Tyme vs. JBL and Kane

During the break, Cryme Tyme was hanging with Akon at ringside. JBL and JTG start us off, and JBL gets caught with an uppercut. Shad in and they work a double team Irish whip. JTG back in with the slingshot shoulderblock for 2. Shad back in and he hits a shoulder tackle now and gets a 2 count off of JBL. JTG back in and works over the arm, but gets telegraphed and incomes Kane. Scoop slam and a low dropkick by Kane. Kane pummels on JTG in the corner and sends JTG to the opposite side and hits a clothesline followed up by a sidewalk slam. Kane boots Shad off the apron, heads up top and connects with the flying clothesline. JBL gets the blind tag and hits the Clothesline from Hell for the win.

Winners: Kane and JBL

JBL leaves before Kane can cause any harm.

In the back, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne get attacked by Mike Knox. Knox destroys Bourne's ankle with a crutch shot. Harsh.

William Regal is upset that a rap star got a better reception than the Intercontinental Champion. And you people wonder why Great Britain is more respected across the world. He serves the Queen with dignity and loyalty, foreign concepts to Americans.

Champion vs. Champion: William Regal vs. Matt Hardy

This would be a Team Orton vs. Team Batista preview, by the way. Lock up, arm wrench into a hammerlock by Regal. Reversal into a roll up by Hardy for 1. Hardy avoids an uppercut and counters into a back slide for 2. Regal tosses Hardy outside and catches him with a boot coming back in. Hardy trips Regal on the apron and drills him with a forearm. Regal pulls Hardy off the apron now and tosses him into the barricade. Hardy responds in kind and both men get counted out. Regal attacks Hardy anyway as referees flood the ringside area. Hardy leaps off the steps to tackle Regal. Both men are restrained by officials.