-Jim Ross and Tazz welcome us to the show and announce that in addition to the main event of
Jeff Hardy vs. Vladimir Kozlov, the Colon Brothers will also defend the tag team titles against the former champions Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder.
-The Big Show comes out to the ring flanked by Chavo Guerrero. He says that "this is going to end very very bad" and that it will end "very very very" bad for the Undertaker. He mocks the Undertaker saying that Taker probably wants him to "burn in hell" (doing it in a deep UT like voice) but UT should be careful what he wishes for. He says he questioned Undertaker's chin and he proved it when he knocked him out and is not happy that Taker interrupted the title match last when he "had Triple H beat." Big Show asks if he knocked the Undertaker stupid, because he and Taker will have a match at Cyber Sunday where the "WWE Universe" (god am I sick of that term already) gets to vote on WWE.com (unlike the rest of the card that is text vote only). The choices are, a Last Man Standing Match, an "I Quit" Match (which Show describes as Vickie Guerrero's choice) or a Knock Out match. Show says he has, under contract 3 wrestlers to demonstrate the choices the fans have. Show calls out the first local wrestler.
1a. Big Show vs. Local Wrestler 1 (Knock Out Match)- Show pounded on the guy for a few moments before Ko'ing him with the right hand punch. Match was declared over and Show dragged the dude out of the ring to the floor and called for the second opponent.
1b. Big Show vs. Local Wrestler 2 (I Quit Match)- Show quickly locked in the cobra clutch and Chavo held a mic for the kid to say "I Quit" and he did. After the kid quit, Show chucked and spun him around in the air.
1c. Big Show vs. Local Wrestler 3 (Last Man Standing Match)- While the final guy came to the ring, looking like a mix of Colin Delaney and Frankie Kazarian, Gregory Helms popped up in the corner of the scream saying "hey sideburns, did you see what happened to the first two? I'm just sayin'." Show knocked the guy down with a clothesline and told Chavo to get a table. While Chavo retrieved and set the table up, Show laid in three wicked over hand chops to the chest. When the table was finally set up in the ring, Show choke slammed the kid through the table and the ref counted to 10 for Shows third victory.
-Afterwards, Show asked for the mic and said simply, "Any questions? I didn't think so." Show then left. Interesting note, they are pushing all three matches as "favouring" the Big Show...I get the KO match...but shouldn't UT resilience make him a fave in the Last Man Standing match? And if Vickie is for the "I Quit" match, does that mean that's the one there are pushing? Do they want to give UT a chance to maybe "legally" use the gogoplata? Also, since it's a "web vote" does that mean that they're more willing to "fix" the voting in that match? I mean, since there is a charge for the text voting matches ($.99), if they decided to "fix" those, it could be illegal. A free online vote...who cares? I'm just sayin'.